ok..u see, on monday, i was sppsed to get my pay. So behaving like a tellytubby on ecstacy, i planned a long long long list on wad to do with this remarkable quite measly pay. So i waited and waited and waited all day long..i even dragged dearest thuva to the posb bank to check if i had a cheque cashed in. was there any moolah????? nOoo... but why??? why???? u see, my publisher's son got into a car accident on his way to camp that morning. And my publisher is all busy being really worried. i cant blame him. his son had head injuries and haemorrages(7/8 haemorrages) and blah blah.. That guy is the same age as us, so DUH! i really emphatised. So, tht evening, my mom, who is friend's wid that guy's mom went tO temple to pray for him( i think my mom is awfully nice, i dun even know why she bothers) and went to visit him....
SO???? ok! that dude remembers where the hell he is.. heZ wide awake. Hez contemplating COSMETIC SURGERY. according to my mom, hez quite a looker tOo..i is no longer feelin sad over this dude. if i ever find out that he is camping at icu so that he could skip camp ( thus, delaying my pay)..i solemnly promise, ill jab my high heels into his sockets, jerk my knee up to where it hurts most AND swing my handbag right into his face. this way, he wld hav a valid reason to STAY in icu. hmph..
Next, lets talk abt love. I is tOtally in love with bread butter pudding. it taste sublime. Accord to my dad, they usually prepare bread butter pudding in eurasian weddings..I am so totally havin a eurasian wedding..but in my wedding, the bride wld be perpetually gorging herself w bread butter pudding. But i might be a lil eurasian...i DO hav peranakan blood..which means ima been chinese and malay and my grandad is frm pondicherry..which is a lil town in india that was a french colony...how cool is that?!!!!!! my grandad was a hero tho. he travelled all over india and across the seven seas to get to singapore. WOw.. but why singapore ah kong???? u cld hav jus gone to STATES or aussie. WHY HERE?!?!?! u gundu!
adieu
and so her story is told@ 1:31 AM
